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Headphone rattling. Yeah. Hey. Live. Good feeling about today from an ESG shaped ESG cake. Well, of course at ESG cakes in the ESG shaped Shape is that it's the ES. Geekly woke, dat. Featuring analyst whole map mascardi. Yeah. Hey. Do me a favor before you keep intro, and turn your volume down cause you're the check that we don't do the show regularly enough anymore, and I forget to check this stuff. Well, nobody remember when we put out a call saying like could you want to hear us do it show more often? The number of responses was under whelming, let's just say that. And today is ESG flavored ESG sandwich called December 13th. 2023 business. That's right. Let's just do the Nuggets. This is It's So Long coming. I missed them. Our show today is being sponsored by free flow analytics. The only ESG data platform to measure real board influence and diversity power gaps. Yeah. Ready got the Nuggets music going already. I'll start us off. in our, Hey, Ma. The next Superman movie is starring Sam Altman and he's fighting China. Tell Dad wouldn't have a China headlines of the week. It's a Boston accent open AI investor Bernard cosla says, people should worry Maury more about China. Than Ascension AI killing us off. Well, you see that he played, that's the Mark Zuckerberg tactic. That is, that is literally look at me worried about China, look over there, there's another country you can look at in our, 8% of CEOs in the S&P 500 are women. Just behind cartoon white men, which make up 24% of S&P 500 CEOs, headline of the week. A black twitch streamer. Says he got thousands more views when he changed his Avatar to a cartoon white man. Wow, did he change it to a cartoon drawn by Scott Adams of the Dilbert actually artist? It looks a lot like the cartoon white man. That that was my avatar, the all the VCS told us, don't use, you have to use your real photo. It was a bearded white guy. This is actually a real thing. We went to Dolly the like image generator and I said, I asked Damien to give me a description of himself that didn't mention his actual features like just, it was like hipster or like, you know, just kind of and literature literally spit out demons and it was like, doofus hipster idiot. It was Damian and our The egg, it turns out feature to swastika on one side and a picture of Alex Jones on the other side. And was laid by Tesla CEO. Elon Musk. The board had no comment other than, from the CEO's, brother, Kimball musk who merely said I love his reacts headline of the week. Thank goodness. Tesla's. Humanoid robot Optimist. Could now Squat and pick up an egg. Yeah, finally. Final eight. Do you think, have you ever watched on YouTube, those react Clips where like, you know, people like who've never heard. Yeah, metal or like Grandpa listening to Public Enemy kind of thing. Yeah, exactly. I think we should have that for the Tesla boardroom, where, like every time Elon tweets, this is just a react camera. in our, in the company's apology. It said the ads Were Meant to remind Shoppers of female models with eating disorders and unsustainable fast, fashion items that its customers can't really afford in the first place headline of the week. Spanish fashion. Giant Zara is pulling ads that reminded Shoppers of Israel's war against Hamas in Gaza. They really blew it here. The CMO she get fired because they were trying to remind them about unsustainable eating habits. In our One tech CEO said wait. Directors are actually allowed to fire us. while another tech CEO said, Didn't you see the end of the Sam Altman? Story while another tech CEO said, so we can just fire the board if we want to. Yeah, well, another text CEO said, yes, but you can only fire female board members headline of the week. Text CEOs. Freaked out about Sam. Altman's firing in a giant group chat. That's right. 100 Tech CEOs. Matt, it's a great together on WhatsApp. This is absolutely true. Yeah, and unfortunately free flow analytics connection data does not have access to the fact that they complain about their wives cooking, on a group chat of WhatsApp. So that's a future data point, but it was great. It's a great chat room looking to get invited in our former wework. Founder and CEO, Adam Neumann finally has something to celebrate headline of the week. Climate activist Al Gore, blast cop 28 outcome, as big as failure in history reads, as if OPEC dictated it word for word, I'm not sure I get your joke here. That is no longer the biggest failure in history. It's it's the top 28. Finally. Oh if finally he's number two I want you take over for a while. I gotta. All right. I got a few beverage. And speaking of cop, 28 in our We did it. People paragraph 92? Sup paragraph three bullet? Number one quote, we hear by agree to gently nudge our way towards avoiding Oblivion headline of the week. in a First Nations at the climate Summit agree to shift from fossil fuels, they've agreed to shift. Yeah. It's also not finding just like say on pay it's not binding. Yeah and they did not agree to phase out, they did not agree. If they just shift they're just they're, they're shuffling their ways. 25 now would be a good time to tell the audience. The shift key is probably my probably, my least favorite key on the keyboard. The shift. I know used caps lock, not shift. Come on, nobody likes shift. in our, We did it. People part two. Paragraph 17 sub paragraph 4 quote with this agreement we can officially say we are at the Prelude to the beginning of the middle of the coda of fossil fuels headline of the week. Cop 28 Summit agreement, hailed as beginning of the end for fossil fuels. The beginning of the end, the beginning of the end that's like it might take a long time. No, we're right. Like how long think? How long like if you said that when Charlie Munger was born it was the beginning of the end of Charlie Munger took 99 years for yeah, really long time. Well, you don't have to go back to Charlie Munger times. It was like the 1840s when we had basically oil rushes in like globally, right? So the beginning of the end of fossil fuels, that would suggest that we've gone just to the end. So we probably have 50 to 75 years old, right? Congratulations us. You know, this is a little bit of a side swipe here, but the headline made me laugh and our what gee can learn from s. When he is taking the day off due to an overdose of the SEC, headline of the week. What Dei can learn from ESG. That was the headline. What? Okay, what Dei can learn from? ESG, isn't Dei part of the S of ESG? I don't think anyone knows that. I don't think anyone I was very, she is apparently not. And then to follow up to that. And what are in our what can s learn from gee? When G crashes itself, into a taco truck on the highway at line of the week, Elon musk's Tesla recalls, two million cars in us over autopilot defect. Yes, I saw the. Isn't that all the cars? Yeah, that's a whole of them. That's every one. Oh, why is this person still the CEO? They've had to recall every car twice. Well, if you look at our data, Matt, I can tell you why, because he controls over 50% of the influence on that board. Unbelievable having his brother Kimball helps that it does help. You know, on the menu. We have a delightful cotton candy rub steak with french fried broccoli. That we think pairs nicely with our Krispy, Kreme tequila donnette, Ace headline of the week. Doritos unveils nacho cheese flavored booze. That cost. 65 dollars a bottle. Yeah, I like that one. You know headlight. Yeah. Why not? I mean, this is America. What are we doing here in our Doritos? Unveils nacho cheese flavored airplane, seats, headline of the week, Southwest Airlines celebrated for policy to give a full row to passengers of size for free. Yeah, I'm a little unclear about this one. So, this was in Fox Business News. Which means they thought it was horrible and woke. Okay. It's woke to give them the whole row. It's woke because we're giving passengers of size, the whole row. and, The same Doritos story was in Fox Business News, heralding. Wait, I'm not kidding. What do we do? We did we Define a whole row? Is that two seats? Three seats. Five seats 17. How many seats is a full row? I mean this is South West, so I'm guessing it's somewhere underneath one, Carriage sure. It's like next to the bathroom. ah, in our hypocrite angry at hypocrite for hypocrisy headline of the week. Senator Rubio, slams corporations for remaining on tiktok despite boycotting X, Matt, that headline, you just came up with that. Could be for almost all of our news these days, right? Everything. Yeah, everything everywhere. Speaking of which, in our finally, someone will put an end to those pesky anti-semites headlight out of the week. Elon Musk is calling for Harvard's defunding. Yeah, amazing defund. Harvard amazing, does he know how Harvard is funded. It's not funded by the government. Well, according to Bill actually funding it's funded by him. Yes. Entirely. Yeah and without black men without his stupid donations, Harvard really shouldn't exist. I would like to say that there was a great story in the times yesterday about how Bill Ackman is pissed, not because of anti-Semitism, but because of like feeling, like they weren't buttering him up enough for Years prior to that they did because he didn't, he didn't like the way they handled his gift of some stock a few years ago. Yes, he gave him some stock. They lost out on some 75 million lives telling it too early. He's really upset with them. They won't take his phone calls the minute he calls. This is petulant man. Baby stuff. Congratulations. And finally, for me, your favorite word, finally? Yeah. For you in our Remember kids, we parked in anti-trans, lot, near the Dei is discrimination pole on floor. Women suck headline of the week. Conservatives anti-walk alternative alternative to Disney has finally arrived. That's right. There is an anti-walk alternative to Disney now where they're putting out these movies. The first one is going to be called lady ballers in which Men dressed as women dunk on women and make fun of trans people and women. That's that's the whole premise. Wonderful. They're really really stepping it up. All right, let me finish this off. I have a few more here for you on our big business. Nugget show, December 13th, 2023 in our Mary fucking Christmas assholes headline of the week. Ouch toy maker Hasbro lays off. 1,100 staff as holiday season fails to lift sales. Oh wait a minute. In our Mary fucking Christmas assholes part 2. Headline of the week. State Street will lay off 1500 employees before years and yay. Well, I feel worse for the Hasbro like staff. That feels worse. And finally, in our happy birthday idiot headline of the week. Wow, celebrations, Norfolk Southern remember them to end relocation Aid, right? After one year anniversary of its fiery, Ohio. Finally I if only that anniversary coincided with the anniversary of Sandy Hooks so that we can have Alex Jones on X and no more relocation from Norfolk, Southern in our UAW, Sean Fein called back 15 minutes later and said it was clear. I wasn't talking about Kimball, right headline of the week. UAW, Sean Fein rips. The musk's of the world for taking advantage of workers scraping to get by paycheck by paycheck. Tosca musk is somewhere, really upset right now? Like why why, why am I in there? In our house panel subpoenas Panera sandwich makers in ESG shareholder. Primacy probe headline of the week that might actually happen. I bet I actually thought you were reading a real headline. Panera founder says employees. Today aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders, nobody cares. What should be submitted for that though? I think what point were employees really excited to make money for shareholders? and our Order new uniforms, to make them less see through. Now, why the hell would we do that? When we can tell our female employees, what kind of underwear they should be wearing instead headline of the week? British Airways told female flight attendants to wear white bras at work because their new uniforms are nearly see through. Yeah, like It's I'm not sure I understand the strategy there. Yeah, yeah. Well, luckily for the, for the female employees, there are British Airways, they have a union. And then Union said, no, yeah, no, and it works. And finally, in a big business nugget show. Oh, so sad. We're done already in our wow, you're gonna go in our His prep bag includes shoelace less sneakers. A monkey shape cake with a file size, chip and planted into its brain. And a handwritten note that says, it's the Jews fault. Oh, I don't like this at all. Headline of the week. This one makes me comfortable. Elon Musk says he's prepared to go to prison. If you US Government tries to censor ex, oh, finally, a murderer among Martyrs. That's that's like a true Jesus. It's so I believe this is, what Jesus was self-hating Jew, Jesus, I guess. Wow, I I missed nuggets, but well, there you go. There can you short. They're too short for me. That's all we got. Come on. That was 22. Delicious nuggets. That's not that hazelnut rollers. I am your analysts. All my are going to. I it's worth saying here. If you haven't gotten the proxy countdown last week, the first episode dropped. The proxy countdown is coming out again, tomorrow. And we've got information. It's packed full of stuff coming out for the AGM at Visa. There's a fights going on. We've got results in from Microsoft, and they're like, really, really great gender pay Gap. Fake anti-walk vote, all sorts of stuff. You got to check that out until then good. Bye.