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Yeah. Music. It's a Friday show you. So you're gonna stand there. Let the music do its thing live. From your ESG, it always says compost bin, maybe. I'll just keep that permanent. It's a business pants Friday show here, at July 7th. Lane Studios, featuring all your favorites are the data Queen. Just see the money Whisperer and the BS man extraordinary. Matt mascardi. Whoa. Matt mascardi joining us today. Stop playing with your phone on. Today's really it's like a last the last two weeks weakly wrap up. Yeah, it's like a four week wrap threads. Traveling nude. Celebrities are better than scientists and cruises still suck. Oh, no. Absolutely do stop. That's correct. Hoping, they'd figured it all out. Now they have not well, I don't understand that if Subways don't suck and buses mass transit, it doesn't suck. Why do cruises still suck? I don't know the worst. Stupid question. Someone can explain to me later. Yeah the audience even gets the joke. So we're all back from conference week, excited for the Friday show. We didn't really ever do a conference report but we don't have a lot of time today. Maybe let's maybe next week we can do a conference wrap up. Maybe next year when it's 27, when actually, it's always relevant. Are it's all set a Target date like way. Like, like maybe when women tennis gets paid the same amount in cash prizes, as when tennis was 233 333 years. Maybe when that happens, we'll do our 2023 conference week, Roundup. All right, that's good. All right. Green is gonna be excited for that. I'll let Grant Green now. All right. Ready to go out this. I know you guys have time, limitations. You want to just get rolling? Let's do this. Hey, I still hate this music. I think it's fabulous. What is that? Is that like July 4th music? Is that music from Hamilton? The musical? It's like old tiny newsreel music? It's weird. Alright. Do you like that music? Every time I open my compost bin, that's what I hear. Okay. Well, that's actually a great feature. That would be awesome music. I want your compost then, because all I hear, is fruit flies and like, egg yolks. Yeah, Summer's a little dicey. Here we go. A story of the week. Last two weeks, we missed three horrible Supreme Court to see they found us. They somehow found us, And they all kind of overlap with our world here. So I want to cover them first. They struck down race, conscious admissions programs, right? That's affirmative action which might embolden opponents of workplace diversity initiatives. That's the early news that they're going to come after Dei next. Ah, they dealt a Blow To lgbtq Rights of course by ruling that the constitutional right to free speech. Allows certain businesses essentially to discriminate again. Yeah people, right. Yeah. Because of your fake God. I suppose, right? It's not the reason, whatever. One you want to make up today. Although ironically, Matt, you told me that our favorite anti-esg expert former guest on this show Vivek, ramaswamy, said that his first The first commandment in his weird new Ten Commandments is that God is real. That's correct. So he had 10 truths like truth is true. He is like his whole t-shirt. Merch Line is now just truth and he's got 10 truths and the number one truth is God is real. Wow. And the number two truth is, there are two genders that's like, there's like the right to life, liberty and happiness or whatever it is. It is just God is real and there's two genders, so fuck you. But I will say this spelled opinions with he did with the word truth, I will say this about one casually come up to me and says like how did Spiderman shoot the webs out of his hand or whatever? I will just start answering the question so maybe he's right. That would be one of the truths. Yeah I don't say well Spider-Man is made up of character. Can't talk about it. All right. And finally, they blocked by Biden's plan to cancel 430 billion dollars in student. Which they say, we'll have a direct negative impact on the economy. So there you go. Those are the three horrible rulings of the Supreme Court. The number two story of the week has to be the another potential. Twitter killer metis. You did not just say Twitter killer. Wow, I'm looking, I'm looking at the headline, okay? And I'm, I'm thrilled because seconds before the show, someone corroborated what I was thinking which is that Zuck is finally having a good week to axios, they agree with me. Oh, just suddenly like suck for 10 minutes, it's amazing. Yeah, I know it's just because just because he launched threads and he's the wrong word, they like suck. Or do they just hate you? They really hate you. Do they even need to get in a cage settle? This, no, it's never gonna happen. So that's the second. Big story of the week is that there's a huge competition coming up for Twitter called threads set up Mark Zuckerberg's companies. Number three No one asked, do you think it's gonna stick? I feel like everybody rushed to it, so they could get their, like, preferred name, you know? Because you have to use your Instagram name. Oh, you do. How do you know all this? Oh my God, I read things. Uh-huh, I just threads. Yeah, everybody on Instagram. Yes Man. I like is that take care of the two. Here. I like that Elon Musk is mad is Zac. Is hiring Twitter employees that's musk already fired. Yeah, yeah he fired. And I like that. He's angry about the Monopoly over there at Meta. Even though, even though Elon is now currently taking the first steps and creating an everything app, Like that. Well she monopolize the entire world. He was arguing about how metis using an algorithm only approach. From a man who fired all the content, moderators, right? Like, isn't Twitter an algorithm only approach? There are no people left. I don't get it. Do we think that's gonna stick? Can we do a quick break? Didn't you already asked that? Do I think? Are we gonna stick? Is the real question. All right. Yeah, of course, I don't I mean, I don't know why it wouldn't. If especially with Matt saying if it's tagged to Instagram, Instagram seems to be the the one thing over there at meta that people really just love. I don't know. Facebook seems to be kind of dwindling, but if it's tagged to your Instagram account, why wouldn't it be a big thing? Okay, right. Anyway. Number three. big story of the last two weeks for the third day in a row, Earth's average temperature, breaks record highs Oh, that's sad. Despite the fact that if you're watching at home, you see. Are you in a in a jacket? Don't look at that. That's not proof of anything. And the number four. Yeah, that hold on number Jesus. The number four, big story of the week Falls, right into our camp, black rocks. Larry Fink said, he won't be saying, yes, she anymore. He's done something that I can appraised him. Because that's something that we promise. And we fail that, and now he's, he's doing. Yeah. I was gonna say what is he replacing it with? Um, I don't know. He said conscience. Just capitalism. No, that's not true. Is it now? That's not. That's not actually true but I did place it was GSE. He did actively support. Stakeholder capitalism two or three years ago. So Matt, you're kind of right about that. He has talked about that since I mean he says all sorts of things, I think he's just really capitalism from now on. So those are the four stories Supreme Court's threads has been launched. Earth is boiling and Larry, Frank won't be singing yes you anymore. I mean, The story of the week is probably the Supreme Court. It was just like an onslaught of shit from the Supreme Court. One after another, but threads has overtaken everything. Well threads is like the story of the moment but like then everyone's gonna realize that it's stupid. Also and I think this story that we ought to be talking about, which would be the story of every week of every year. Is that we're fucking on fire, it's like, yeah, nine million degrees everywhere. And they're actually saying because of El Nino, the heat is going to keep up and it's just going to make every like everything's going to accelerate. So this is this. Feels like the year we were all. We start our death spiral. Yeah. I shared an article yesterday from the guardian saying that enjoy it because this will be the coolest summer and that was literally the worst headlight I've ever read in my life. This is the coolest. Summer you'll have again, it's like horrible. Um yeah, we're all gonna move to Canada way up North so I'm not gonna help. I was just in Canada. It's hot. It's hot there. Believe you were probably in the bottom 10% of the country. We got to go to. That's where everybody lives though. No one. No one lives up. Another great. I'll get a lot of land. We're going to be a Pioneer true. That's true. Um let's I I don't have a, I hate all of these are you? Sorry, you're a good vote starter. Yeah, I want to go the Supreme Court because they just kept stomping. Austin loan thing directly affected me. So I'm sad. Yeah, I'm gonna choose that as well. It's kind of hard not to choose that. I mean I know a technically it was Last week, but we missed it. So we had Matt, you vote doesn't matter, my vote doesn't matter. I would have your right though. The most important thing is that he already voted for me. Yeah, the Supreme Court like, yeah. What affirmative action is no more and conservatives can rally behind that while we all literally melts like fun. Yeah. All right. That's the story that was like I thought that was the not exhausted. I thought Jesse was exhausting this week that I know the worst. Well no I I could have focused on Larry think that was a fun one. Okay, let's do this. Because that was terrible to make me feel better. I feel like come on Ari a lot of pressure this week you sucked the energy out of my section now. Well it's not me just stories. Come on. You have a new. You have a new electric vehicle. Be excited. All right, here we go. We're gonna start with the new traveling but it's not really new traveling. Oh, misread the headlines. It this Airline wants you to travel across the world without clothes. No, but Japan Airlines, and I and I specially love this story because I feel like they're thinking outside the box and that I love that, you know, Airlines has just begun a year, long trial to encourage its passengers to rent clothing. Supposedly at affordable prices. I would do that and they will receive them at their destination. I actually might do that. I hate this more, I hate modern day packing, because you're always like, you're, you're spending an extra $300 to bring a bag on your constantly, weighing your fear, the 7000 dollar overall cost. I hate clothes, I hate shopping. I hate everything. All right, people like new clothes for their trips. I like now they get new clothes but there are ketchup right into the club. But the primary goal of this is to help reduce carbon emissions because supposedly it would lower the weight on the plane. Which would lower the fuel consumption? They promises to save the world in the year 15,000.50 1% of can one prong. Like what? Yes, I'm not a question though. That's just a statement. Don't you have Bermuda shorts? Are you flying Japan Airlines? Do you know? I have no idea what we're flying. I think. But the trade-off of renting your clothes saving carbon emissions for that flight versus the amount of water and energy. It takes to clean the clothes from the lice. Infected passengers. I hear you which which one might be true. You hearing your own undergarments. Like yes, small, no underwear, nothing. You can bring your own stocks. Oh I love everything about that fair points, which is why this is a pilot, so they're gonna look exactly those things. But in the meantime, they have partnered with a sustainable fashion, brand to supply the clothes, and the laundry service that they will be using because you get freshly, you know, Laundered things and hold it impressed. I think one of sustainability award so they're trying. Oh sorry. Oh that's trying to say is it's too bad. You guys don't still have your Wok data podcast because you could cover this and you could weigh the benefits here. So they way. Yeah. By 20, you know what else? Come on. Just just as a, some context here, United Airlines decided to use lighter paper for their in-flight magazine. And they're like, I just can't get rid of the magazine. And it's saved, literally hundreds of jet fuel Per year that's sad that they don't magazine wherever you can do it. All right, number two. Automakers are bringing back buttons and knobs is touch screens become. Scoured, a Scourge Scourge waiting in the practice. This comes out in practice my headlights. This is good news about it's affected. The Earth is heating up, but I love this buttons buttons. Are you freaking kidding me? For some reason, using your smartphone in the cars. Super dangerous. Don't do it. You'll get it. But having a freaking giant iPad on the side. It's chill. Like, yeah, I really don't like you love that. I wouldn't know my cars from 2011. I hate everything about it. Well what started out as just simple help for navigation, you know, GPS that's all very helpful ended up with entertainment and all these other things and you have to touch the buttons and you can't just feel for the buttons when you want to just a radio, right? Like, think about your radio, volume knobs, you know exactly where those are. You don't have to look away. Anyway, Volkswagen Hyundai, Nissan have all day, baby, public stances, and they are leaving of the buttons and dials for more distraction free. I'm driving. I buy this, not at all, I buy this, not at all. However, the crowd loves this too GM and Mercedes are not doing the way with screens. And in fact, Mercedes is actually going for three screens in a single cabin because they can that's a great time thing to do. You were doing a screen so I thought that was great because I hate greens. Like, that is my least favorite thing with my car. Look, if we really start wars taught us anything. If you ever seen, like cockpit of the Millennium Falcon in the movies. Of course, you have it. Because three inch by three inch screen, it was just like a green line. That was it. There's nothing. Yeah, it was green and black. And last but not least, this is the headline huge blow for meta as he used six legal bases, for targeted advertising on Facebook. Whatever there is a lot of Legally speak but the court of justice of the EU which is the highest court in the European Union, just ruled on a case at dates back. 2019. So these are you know, Wimbledon 2027 things. When yeah that's a that's a weird callback. Yeah. So when the German antitrust Authority decided that Facebook was abusing, its dominant position in the social networking Market by combining data from different platforms to provide more targeted advertising. So they ruled on it and they're like, yeah, Mark Zuckerberg can no longer take. What's appdata? Instagram data? Facebook data. Now, probably threads data and use all of these oh, and third party data. When you log in, with Facebook, to Target ads too, you know what we stop, the Activision, Microsoft merger. I know because like seven kids play Call of Duty and we have not broken up. This stupid fucking company. Is there an easier way to prevent this? You Prevent this by not having. One guy control. Over. That I got it. Yeah there's two things you can easily do is get rid of these horrible. Double voting rights is super voting correct. Yeah. And and you could just get rid of his Monopoly. Yeah. And first, you can also get rid of their main way of advertising and their way of making money. That seems like the long over 7 to 2019 and they ruled on it this week. Four years ago, they were doing this. They've been doing it for the last four years. They've made billions of billions of dollars on this. And if I brought up the store into an 18, you would have said, well, come back. Call me when we have a very day. I'm just saying we're calling you. I don't feel good about on top of that. So, you know, the gdpr regulations where you have to, like consent to all these things, right? So, yes, technically all the users were consenting to this type of combo profiling in the terms and conditions, but the regulator has said that they had no choice. But to Agree. If they wanted to use a leading social network. Nobody, Facebook. I mean, Mark Zuckerberg was illegally using his power to break gdpr regulations. That is correct. Which is a double whammy. I don't know if this is a huge blow, it's something negative. I suppose. It's just, you know what? The words blow. I don't know the worst part about this. Good list Trio. The trio being is that you like menopause have traveling across the world without clothes Autos with more buttons and no, and goodbye. Any of this and the EU sinking targeting guys. Just choose, okay? But I'm all I'm deep in on now. It was a short work week in Ari was scrambling for stories, but he doesn't have her prep time. She makes us feel bad. No, knobs made me feel great. I love you. Really you earnestly like that, man? I'm choosing Airlines. Um that would be the okay answer but you that's cool. I mean it needs change. The industry needs to change. It sucks. Let's see. I Think about just let me ask you something. If your iPhone had knobs on it would kids be staring at all fucking day? Sure. I mean, if everything was back to being knobs and levers, there's nothing to look at. Like, you have to like look up and see, you know? Oh look, there's a tree there. I've never seen that before. I do want a flip phone. That's true. Matt, you have a nice New Electric Vehicle one that I'm coveting and maybe you know, it's not have no it's not falling through. Okay, so has a screen but it does, it has a screen sum but I will tell you this, my wife likes to use the screen but I only use the knobs like when I'm looking to do something and you're driving, I'm like I pressed the button. So weird because this thing, yeah, I do not like how I can't do the temperature. Control with a knife, do feel unsafe being like, how do I get to that? Yeah, I'm free Windows and I have to I do that in my car because it doesn't have AC You want to know how that was yesterday on the hottest day? I don't actually tell us tomorrow the next hottest day it was gross. All right. I'm gonna just throw this back to you, just for the sake of the show. I'm gonna vote for The Meta EU storage just so you can break the tie. What's the actual guiltiest of the week? What is John, believe? Your vote? I don't know. I'm playing a game here, I'm playing a long game. What's the actual wins? Of course, what about actually reducing the amount of flights wouldn't that also about people? You can do that too. You know what, you know what taking out business seats for for economy seats? Fine. But okay, what if I would not like putting clothes on and the airplane put no people on the airplane and that feels so comfortable. Oh, I was thinking naked. Yeah, she went right to like your nudity. Come on. All right, that's it for that. It's time to make us To make you angry. All right. Asshole is to the week this week. That's old the week is. Supreme Court. Yay. There is No vote. Instead, what we're gonna vote on, you know, second biggest asshole. I like this. I like that, because I'm having a choice. You don't have a choice about who the asshole is, its give a sub Choice. Our first asshole week entry is it's actually our first ESG regulation entry ever. Oh, the week sexy. It is the FCA, the UK's regulatory authority over the financial sector, Sasha Sudan, ha of ESG. And he said this about ESG ratings, he's pushing back. They put out a labeling scheme, they're doing all sorts of stuff, they're heavily regulating it. He said quote we will be able to see whether we think they are doing the right thing in the authorization process. So effectively what he's saying is we want to make sure ESG Raiders are doing the right thing. The regulator will decide what the ESG is. And it turns out, Out. When you read all the regulation, they put out a draft voluntary, code of principles that ESG rating. Providers would be able to sign up for The voluntary standard is higher than the bar for all regular credit rating currently. Oh yeah, of course, because you can actually, if your credit Raider, you can create indexes and benchmarks. You can sell Consulting Services, they actually take money from the people that they're ratings, so there's already a bad incentive there. No, none of that for ESG. They actually told ESG providers that they are talking about, you cannot do indexes Consulting anything. You only can provide the ESG rating to avoid the greenwashing. They're more worried about greenwashing, then they are worried about credit ratings. Matt, do you know what Sasha sedans, what is his background? It's a finance guy. He's in fact, his he put together an advisory committee on ESG in December of last year. It's a bunch of ESG people on it. Not one of them from an ESG Raider. None of them Played with an ESG data point, none of them have rated a company for ESG. All of them are like there's a couple academics, there's people I know Desiree fixlers on there The Whistleblower from DWS but they don't rate things. So do you think that once somebody just reminds them that all their really simply trying to achieve? So identify long-term risk they'll just give up all this bullshit. I know I think when someone reminds them that ESG is just a data set and you can do whatever you want with it. Like that. That's it's not, it's like I don't know what we're talking about. Like, why we're the the biggest asshole thing is that. A bunch of people who have never seen any ESG data point are saying we will make sure that the Raiders do the right thing. What's the right thing? Tell me what the right thing is sir. I want to know what the right thing is. Yeah, I mean we've been in the industry for 10 years. Maybe maybe needs a bit, maybe he. I think he needs to add an 11th point 10 truths, right? So this is my, this is my deep cut ESG regulation asshole. All right, I like number two. That we have to choose between techbro social options, where the and the ending point is Mark, Zuckerberg is the adult in the room, because now so crunching threats, but true, and Elon Musk is fighting for Twitter, right? We are in a situation where if you want to be on social media, you have to choose between which Tech bro is the least asshole. Leaf to you you don't have to but I hear what you're saying. But um, so I already hate it. I also hate that threads, it inside of meta, threads is now something they're calling part of the fediverse. What's the Federer Federal Universe of social media apps? Or something? Is something that Zuckerberg verse? You mean? Yeah it should be called it. Maybe think of Kevin Federline is really what it made me think. Which I don't know. Okay. How's that for a throwback? That's yeah let me ask you a question. Do we think that threats is going to stick? Oh yeah, she's not. All right. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg has no idea what he's doing. He's not very successful so probably not. He did only make Facebook balls around WhatsApp the jokes on Damien. He does all it's all failure. No control there for that. Yeah. Because we're gonna be like he's the genius. No no actually no you're wrong. Those people don't like Mark Zuckerberg. No one. No one comes to Mark Zuckerberg's defense. Yeah, no one worships Jews except for Jesus Christ. Number three. This headline, Leonardo DiCaprio is the most trusted Authority on the climate. I almost Incredible thunberg, Al Gore and The Rock The Rock down to here. Here's my brother, The Rock was on the Rock. The last, the list is a teenager two actors in a politician. Well but toon Berg like she actually has credibility at this point. I mean compared to the Rock teenager what? Not. Okay. Peter kalmus that was scientist, who's an outspoken, you know, person on climate change. Yes, he's assigned Allison crimmins, head of the National Climate assessment. Ken Goldin, he's actually called the Indiana Jones of mathematics and he talks about like climate modeling or how about from your backyard Damian Brenda Hall. She's a professor of the school of Earth and Sciences and climate change Institute at the University of Maine. Yeah. Why not? Why not the Science Guy? No. Zero. Bill Nye actually Bill Nye is quite effective speaker. Yeah, and and our, our most trusted Authority on the largest scientific consensus and biggest issue facing the entire Globe is Leonardo DiCaprio, which is like sort of doubly disheartening because his last big movie, which was kind of a social satire about this issue, everyone hated? Yeah. No. Well, it was too, don't look up. It was too. Yeah. Well that's why I thought that was like, ineffective ineffective and no one liked it. Well, he was stealing the ocean right now. He would not hit a nice burglar. Let's just say that that's true. There are none. Oh, yeah. Just say, yeah. Um, he probably is still in cross the ocean in a super finely. Yeah, there's a website called Public Square. They take in all, it's like, it's like Amazon taking in small sellers, but that you have to. I tried to sign us up for it. You have to prove you that with sanctity of life that you are a patriot. Like, there's a thing in their terms and conditions that you before you get on, you don't prove. You just say I agree with these principles. You have to say that before you get on, I said, I disagree. It's still, let me on the site, but I went looking on the anti woke monster.com, which is like red shop or something, or red balloon, you're hurting me, but you're hurting me. And it was all lists of jobs for conservative packs and Christian Schools. Like, literally it was like, it was like we're looking for a science teacher to teach how science is the creation of God, right? Like it was like that. Like I went to the conservative pet stuff called, A priests not a science teacher, I went to conservative pets.com and it told me that conservative pets. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding me. That dog. They focused on dog, Wellness, not social wellness. And they have a dog food called Big Guns, dog food, and it was great for hunters who have dogs. That's what they that's I found a health supplement that is designed for quote Patriot's. What kind of patriot? What's that right? I don't know what was it. It was like no, it's like Patriots. I don't know. You kill me with this man. It turns out all so Eco baby, which is a brand you might have actually heard of if they make organic mattresses for like cribs, their anti-woke. There are they're listed. They agreed to the sanctity of life and they're on the site, so or you some of them out, I thought it was funny that the French home shop is our Public Square. They're pro-america, they're French home. Shopping is pro-america, that was a good one. And then, finally locally here just outside of West Hartford, I found a new plumber. Oh, God, it's they're called Kina. They're a quote, Freedom minded, plumber. Oh my God. Hey, yeah, it's a plumber that when they do the plumbing, they do it with hate for socialism. Wait, but this is a plumber that goes by the the pronoun. They all say, this meltdown, the whole website. There's no pronouns involved, so Really conservatives. Are we now now? Who's the snowflake here? You created an entire space, alternate, reality safespace just included. It's the most ESG Dei. Can we ever heard of, can we edit this out of the podcast? You know, part of, I don't want to talk about this anymore. This just for the poetic, oh, I have made her. All right. So you are not the Supreme Court already won. Okay? For second, biggest asshole of the week, are you okay? Regulator Sasha sedan and their ESG, idsc Tech, bro. Social options, Leo DiCaprio, as our trusted source of scientific knowledge on climate change and snowflake conservatives. My boots, easy. And this doubles off your first choice map for the week that the heat the world is heating up. If Leo is our most precious, I know really, really, but this is why we're doomed, right? And I'm not even, I'm not saying this for a laugh. I mean that's one of the most disheartening things I've seen in a long time. That's that's terrible. I feel absolutely terrible to his defense though. He does spend a lot of his time and money. I don't care promoting. I don't like Leo nothing against him. I got against the dude, but Matt is right that. It is the most, the most trusted Authority. Yeah, I know, we need a fauci for this, right? He's not, he's not 40 but he's not Authority on the climate crisis. It's simply not what he is and The Rock. I mean, the rock is my vote. That's my vote. That's my vote to. I almost chose this, for example. Yes, this, my vote so your vote doesn't count already, but what would you forgot to one of the main rules of this game? If you had the same, Vote. You. Let the other persons that you already voted already voted for snowflake. Conservatives. Yeah. Oh, I missed that. I missed that sorry. Jesse. There you go, play conservatives. All right, so, the winner of asshole of the week, is, Leo DiCaprio, as our Authority on climate change, which brings us our favorite segments. God, this is the most depressing show, I think we've ever done. What are you doing? Are you out bad? Two weeks, we're gonna be sad. You had way too many assholes know? Well, I'll get some, actually good stories. Not just was good. I like that. You liked it. There is such a thing as a light-hearted exhausting, a story. So, this week's I wanted to cover this week's woke brand called Oak Branch. Yeah. Yeah. It's a brand that's been deem. As well. So, it's called, it's August. It happens to be a menstrual hygiene product. Oh yeah. And it's woke, because the CEO Nadia okamoto, who I actually did some work with her in Oregon. Nice. He chose a show. She was interviewed by Gayle King and chose to refer to her. The people, buying the customers as menstruators menstruators rather than women. Because the fact is there's people that menstruate that don't identify as being a woman. So now the internet, which one threads or Twitter, it's Twitter, the one that. Yeah. No one says all were Twitter but the craziest part. Well, this isn't that crazy, but To me, the craziest part is that a lot of the the backlash is coming from women who think they're being erased in this language. Yeah, turfs. They're called Turf. Oh, we're being all right. No, you're not being erased JK Rowling. So, there was one, I had to conclude this because it's a Nancy. So my mom is named Nancy. This is not this better. Not be my mom. I hope it's not your mom as a liberal. This exactly why some people hate liberals. One woman named Nancy said adding this sounds ridiculous. Just stop it. No problem. Nancy, don't care about it. Move on what we should. And I was gonna say they've always hated liberals. So this is not like this is a new thing. What do we do? Stop listening to commentators named Nancy like we do the thing like like, you know, weekend news or whatever when they go out and they ask like, somebody was it? Your husband interviewed like he's shoveling like Tips for shovel. Yeah. Who's outside shoveling? That's, that's from Virginia. Like, why don't we? Like, it's like asking Leo DiCaprio about climate change. Stop asking normal idiots. For what they think about the thing asked. Yes, experts from now, on. And, of course, Piers Morgan had to chime in and say Med Traders. Try women as we three normal idiots, comment on everything, like So there we go. This is our newest woke brand. You can you have to say that it's women or else your, whoa, more importantly? Just you can't count. Get an idea. Come on. We got to get. Yeah she started and she took a year off from Harvard and started a non-profit called period name dropper, okay? The name drop everything right? Well, I In order with her organization. So yeah, she's very cool. Cool. Okay, Story number two, This is gonna be a shocker turns out cruises are actually bad for the environment. It's this data point got me though, read out the date that June study from the European Federation for transport and environment found that 60 cruise ships 63. Just 63 ships. Carnival Corp and admitted 43%, more sulfur oxides, Then all the 291 million cars in Europe in 2022. Wow, 60 degrees. Mammoth, come on. But not only but still not only do they make the are worse but you also guaranteed norovirus and covid and like it's a cesspool. Yeah. But you know, Who owned free flow analytics. This would not be a shocker to you because they're carbon rating is 0.029 the week for me, the first one to plug our product, but you plugged it perfectly. I love everything about that every day with the win. Yeah, let me try to bring you back down. So we have already died of Brian Johnson to our headlines. Anybody remembers Brian Johnson. but with the headline that we covered, Brian Johnson spends up to 2 million dollars a year on rigorous program project, blueprint aimed at reducing his biological ages. He is biological age. So he has returned. And everybody is going crazy on the interwebs because he has reduced his biological age by five years because he finishes his last meal of the day at 11:00 a.m. What does that's how we did it. That's it. 11, which actually sounds a little bit like what you do. So, are you part of you tonight? We had a week ago. That's, he stops eating at 11. Yeah. His dinners really early because he has children. Yeah, you know. Yeah. Just you didn't read the whole article because what you missed is that, that he finishes, his Last meal at 11. But when his roommates order pizza, he like, that's their meal. I'm yeah. My face, you missed that part. It's funny because they're like, touting all of these Advances that they're making on him and it's literally five years. Like would you? I personally would not only eat between 6 and 11330 years. Well, can I go like how does one measure? Like if you get hit by a car tomorrow, he didn't reduce his biological age here, he has all like a team of doctors and they measured his like his lungs is 18. The 18th. He just want to make money, they're just like, oh, you're the tightness of your skin is now down a year and the way that is the link of a seven year old, your wife could quit working at a hospital. Just tell this dude. You're younger and young man. Every year. You're all just be like your penis is the penis is 73. Year old that was your trade-off. He was Going for seven year old. Yes, and how do we know he doesn't wake up at midnight? I mean, what are we, what are we really know about? Does he sleepy? I don't know, right? He's exhausted. Because you didn't eat all day, whatever. I Hate this guy. All right. Okay, there we go. There are my three I'm going for the cruises because that is just oh sorry jump. Yeah right in there. But I think it's bananas I think it's all. So the right answer it is the cruises. I love how it's just one company. And build one hotel, right? Okay. Unanimous All right. Which brings us to. Let's wrap this up by going into. Once I can find the music to wrap us up. Here we go. It's the same music. You can't find that at the bottom of the list. Riverside, let me organize my music. I'm gonna start with my Winner's Jesse, I had Mark Zuckerberg as my winner. Because the first week maybe ever the people liked him, I crossed it out, I literally crossed it out and you're my winner. Because you, you did you plugged our platform free flow analytics the right way. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. And look at you. You're actually compare you compared it to the index I did. I took a known universe. Thank you, green Finn. You turned her true? Yeah, maybe it is green from the, did it. All right. Well, besides Jesse winning the week, I also have a judge kids. Anyway, I think judge Jackson won the week for well last week, I guess. For saving being able to write about your experiences due to raise and the essay portion of college applications, she during the hearings, she questioned and Drew parallels between Legacy and missions and minority and missions, basically saying how are you able to say your fourth generation fourth generation? Yale, for example, but you can't talk about how your great grandparent couldn't go to school because of segregation. Because there were Poor because they were enslaved. You know all these things and it made it so powerful that even are super, uber conservative Court was forced to carve out this particular thing and they specifically called it out in their decision. That even though, You can't check a box anymore. You can talk about your experience as because it's nice of them. It's so nice to the court. Hey, and this is all her and she, because of her, it's important. I love that they're like, they like pat on the head and it's like fine, right about being a black person. It's just so good, you know. Like you see admissions that. She had already being sued. Those same universities are already being suited for that very legacy admissions. Yeah. That those are probably gonna fall next. On my winner of the week though, is conservatives who finally, finally in this country have a safe space. I thought the safe space was this country. They know. See, that's where you're wrong. They've been marginalized and discriminated against for a long time for a really long time. I mean, like, all these trans people just telling conservatives, like what to do and what to say, what Jesus to worship and and like what the holidays are like. Now, finally, conservatives can go to Public Square and get big guns, dog, food for their dogs, that are patriotic and Black Rifle coffee. I'm just kidding. I don't know if they're on there, but they should, they probably are All right. But now 10 million users joined in seven hours and it took Twitter 780 days. Well, I'll tell you this up. Yes, of an hour ago that As an hour ago, that number 70 million. So that are you have a question? That's not gonna go. All right predictions. I think when the I think when Apple comes out with her car you're gonna need to buy their apple AR headset thing to drive a car. Oh, My headset. Actually kind of like this. Yeah, I hate that. My prediction is that Larry Fink accidentally says, ESG at a conference. What's the penalty there? There is a tied to his tied, to his bonus. Absolutely no penalty. There's no penalty. But I think like this going to be headlines for a week about out. Larry thinks said, I'm not saying yes, she and then it's slipped out like he's in the bathroom at the urinal and somebody was like, hey Larry, he's like ESG. My prediction is more frightening that is that the US Congress is going to try to amend the Constitution to train to change the law that presidential candidates must be natural, born citizens of the US just so Elon Musk can be our president. And then when Elon must becomes president, he's gonna get rid of term limits. And then, there you go, that's our president, okay? The worst prediction I've ever. I prefer Larry Fink saying, yes, she acts, I like to make real predictions. Sometimes that's all we got. That's our show for today. Sweaty show Damien Raul to Jesse the money whisper and are the day to clean. I'm full BS, come back. Next week, we're gonna be on a three a week schedule for the summer, right? Around three weeks, but we'll be around and we'll talk to you then until then goodbye.