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Hello, live from the Cleveland Public Library Tuesday. Uber not an addition to business pants. I don't hear any music. Join us. Always by Emma. The M is for nuggets. Lurking. And Matt The Other M is for mullet mascardi. I'm clarified margarine. And today's big map shape bag of Walmart flavored nuggets called July 26th, 2022, nuggets, nuggets nuggets, not good. Yeah, there should be nuggets music right now. But Riverside. Not accommodating very well. Maybe I'll pop up as we go. Let's just do this thing. There's no Emma today. Yeah, whereas Emma. I guess actually she said to get a real job. Yeah. But then, who's gonna look at me funny when my jokes fail one after the other, after the other, right? Start with our apology tour. This one's for you, Matt? Right off the bat. Get you going? Yeah. In our hey Ma. You were right. T-Mobile said to settlement contains? No admission of liability wrong doing a responsibility tell Dad. Oh, weird headline of the week. T-Mobile to pay 350 million dollars to customers due to data. Breach, what a weird thing for a kid to tell his mom? When are they ever gonna have to admit any liability wrong during responsibilities? Is it ever gonna happen? And we ever, I'm pretty sure a corporation America, stab, someone, and still not be. That's my dream. America, that the dream is that they stab someone or that they admit guilt or everything. I want it all in our Populace math says, this is the equivalent of paying one tenth of one penny of its annual revenue for deliberately misleading Regulators headline of the week. KPMG to pay 18.4 million for misleading, regulator over audits. Function. The tribunal that covered this case in the UK was really pissed off at them. Like they really came down heavily used some strong language. But hey, you know, one tenth of one. Penny is a start to start, I mean, isn't it? This is, wouldn't this be like? I mean find if your core business was to do one thing and you tricked people about what you were actually doing with your Core Business Delivery, shouldn't it be a little more, a little more bad to do that? Well, It is technically a fine. Oh, As in fine in our, which terrible. And our Rogers board also apologized. We are truly sorry. We didn't think it was mathematically possible for 15, white people to all fail at once we are proud inbred Corporation, control by the Rogers, family, and I can promise you that, we will discuss this seriously at our secret santa all white, despite our commitment to diversity and operating in Multicultural Canada, Rogers family, Christmas party in December 2024 headline of the way. That's quite the headline news, the writer. Rogers CEO says, firm fails. We'll spend heavily to fix network, just that's just for us fails. There is more. I was just impressed with this board because there are more Rogers, family women on the board than just normal women. There's three Rogers family women and only one. Normal one is diversity. I don't think I have seen. Despite their commitment to diversity. I haven't seen that in a while. I was just impressed, very inbred. I really like the amazing part is, they'll end up on a, like, women on boards index somewhere because they have that many women. That many sisters and because I'm also two for two on firms. Who have one core responsibility saying they fail to do that one responsibility. Good. Yeah. Hey, at least the Canadian part of this story is at least they admitted they failed. I mean, yeah, in the talking points. Did they admit that they failed in any other way? Like legally not nothing? Okay. Other than other than they're gonna keep trying to do stuff like, yes, do your stuff over over to our broke culture in our, in other news, cows are animals headline of the week. Ex-goldman. Banker, tipped squash buddy on deals in insider trading probe. Oh. I think I see what you did there. Because it's obvious. I yeah, I I mostly put that in the cause I wanna react and get really upset but Well, I'm not really upset except for the fact that I didn't know people still played squash. Since like well did you be more Goldman? Could you be more stereotypical being a Goldman? Really who played squash? Full disclosure maybe because I'm incredibly lazy. I don't get the appeal of squash over racquetball racquetballs very enjoyable and fast. I don't get look it's too low to the ground. I know is I grew up in Rhode Island where highlight was still a thing. It's like the most dangerous ball on wall getting into. You can play all these games are just weak sauce compared to highlight. in our, Finally some good news speaking about lurking. Finally some good news out of Texas. Yeah that's right. Actually, good news at Texas and Emma lurking dream job double dip headline of the week. Dip. Delivery app chooses, Texas man as first ever Chief Taco officer. Wow. Wow. A chief tuck is that a CTO? Is that going to be confused with Chief technology officers when they put him in the Neos? Either way, that he's going to be promoted to see us both before any woman who's the chief Human Resources officer? I hate. Oh, well, I mean don't ruin the headline. I like the idea of a CTO where they have to correct someone on an investor call. No, no, that's Taco not technology. Tacos. Not take. That's, that's iceberg. Lettuce idiot. It's like that. I'm moving over deep fake meat in our ew. Nobody eats wildebeest with ketchup anymore headline of the week. Lab grown wildebeest on the menu as cultured Meat Market grows, what? Okay. Back way out of this. Yeah, I don't even I'm not even really clear. What a wildebeest is. That's how dumb I am. Kinda what is it like a bore? What. No, it's not a bore. It's like a, it's like an African Buffalo tusks go a little horns. I come on. Is this, haven't you ever watched the planet Earth? The BBC. David Attenborough will be like over that episode. He's the thing that gets eaten and every episode. It's like every single one of those documentaries, A wilderness. They try to take a left and the cheetah takes a ride, but I'm wondering, why are we manufacturing? Will the Beast? Beast demand for that. What? Who's eating that like you know me, I love the plant based meat world, but get your like sausages done better. Yeah, we started. I mean like a poultry makes up, there's 127 million. I think it's like tons of poultry, produced every single year. And wildebeest doesn't even rate. Can we get chicken? Just get a chicken. Let's go over to our drugs category. I could use some in our In our addictions. Zuckerberg influencer, Zach weed, living my best Life College. Dropout butt implants. Growth at all costs young Mark Blackout Challenge BFF lens headline of the week. I don't know what just happened. Facebook's big changes could mean the end of the old social network error. Here's how we're all in a tick tock world. Now true it. Can we end the old social network? I gotta tell you, I spent a very little bit of time and Instagram, you know, it's a Zuck, of course, as a company, and for our company, for free, Philip media, and it's it has turned into tiktok. It's all random nuns. I used to just see the people that we followed my friends. I follow. Now it's nonsense. Is just nonsense that just throwing content at you. Meaningless content just to addict you and keep you there. It's all nothing left. Anything. Yeah, I know. Well, I guess is that better? Maybe that's an improvement. I Let's just say I hate it all and move on. What? Okay, speaking of moving, I want it. Take over for a little bit. All right. This is going you're going to sense a theme. Really quickly here in our. If it happened to one person, it could happen to you are travel headline of the week part one. British Airways wouldn't let a mother pick up her lost luggage without her seven-year-old daughter's permission. Oh, really quite understand that. Well, it wouldn't let her pick up off the floor because maybe she had a Hernandez. Her lost luggage came in, they found it. But they said you cannot actually get the luggage unless you're seven year. Old says it's okay. I don't. Know, that's clear to, you know, if it happened to one person, it could happen to you are travel headline of the week part two. Oh, I like this Air. Canada sent my two cats to San Francisco without me passenger. Oh, lucky, that's lucky. I love San Francisco. I mean, the cats are living their best life the passengers, but the cats are really happy. Yeah, you know, in our, if it happened to one person to get up into you are travel headline of the week part three. Yes. Delta forgot to put passengers wheelchair on plane to Ireland from New York. Uh, but do you need to be in a wheelchair on a plane like I guess you do when you get all the way to do but they have a fit in the eye. They have wheelchairs in Ireland. Don't they? Like you, can they have a lot of wheelchairs in the airports too. I mean, I imagine that. It's not like you can't get anywhere. It's just really annoying. Yeah, it's annoying. In our, if it happened to one person, it could happen to you are travel headline. Oh yeah. Simple best passenger says, pilot had to help off plane when no staff came. Okay, but that why can't I pilot help? I don't understand this. What are we talking about here? Is this is this is that strange that the pilot would help in our one person of the week part five? Yeah. Maybe my favorite too Cruise passenger. Embarrassed over wearing sweatpants for 15 day trip of a lifetime after Air Canada failed to deliver her delayed baggage report says Wait a minute, I've been on a cruise. I there's a gift shop. Don't they have terrible khakis, in short, Cruise passenger had to wear sweatpants for 15 days. Yeah. I I'd be embarrassed too. If I bought a 50? Mm, I've been wearing sweatpants for like 22 years. Yes, soft pants. They called Soft. I don't stop me when this is bad. You know. Our if it happened to one person, it could happen. Yeah. Are travel headlight of the weak parts 6. Hawaiian Airlines passenger kicked off plane due to invalid ticket. What does that mean? Like mid-flight? Where we're going with this one, the plane to tick. They said your tickets actually invalid. Got off the plane had to take dogs. That makes sense. That's how it works. And figured out if you don't have the right thing, plain leaves and they figure out oh sorry take it wasn't invalid. Here's a fun fact, you know, I haven't, I still haven't been in a plane since the pandemic. Here's a fun fact. All of those six nuggets were entirely from Business Insider. Every single one of them they do. This, this is the old content on Business Insider right now. Except they missed this last update in our, you missed one business inside her, but I'm sure you'll get to it. Since you only cover individual cases, if she air travel experiences from social media. Now, are travel headline of the week part 7. Whoa, Air Canada reimburses, passenger 1200 dollars in expenses after her bag was delayed for two days. Wow, that's a lot. It's a law. Six dollars per day. I'll take that deal. Apparently, what was she doing? She was like, on a trip and needed like particular clothes and then had to go buy them all and then Air Canada, I don't buy any of that reimburse, her. Well look, she could have been wearing sweatpants for 15 days. I was gonna say that other woman was from Canada too, right? Why couldn't they bought, why couldn't they share swept pants? I like all these ideas and you wear them in the day. I wear them at night problem solved. Um, and I, what I'm hoping is that we can have as much content about one person's shity experience on an airplane for the rest of the song Gospel. It's gonna happen. This is inside you listening. This is the content we all want. Let's get back to the actual. That was real news. in our, let's start in dystopia and our Chest playing robot breaks child's finger, headline of the week. A chest playing robot breaks child's finger at Moscow event. I love that. That was a fake headline and a real headline. That's oh I love this. That's really what's Happening Here. You think that you you think the chess playing robot saw that the child was about to put them into check and they just like the lighting and broke his finger. Like what happened? I mean and well I actually I when I saw that the event was in Moscow. I was like aren't you all like mourning the fact that you're in war or celebrating nationalism who has time for a chest event? With you be better, shouldn't you be better at chess anyway than robot? If you're from Moscow? Yeah, I mean I just I can't wait for robot like headlines, like um, chess playing, robot pants is child at chess event. That's what I'm waiting for. and our hey, Ma Scruff Scruff, the chicken stole, my blue Powerade tell, Dad headline of the week Europe's baked Farm sea corn Wilt, sports drinks for chicken. What? Hey, this is the, you know, this is what this is at a Bloomberg. I don't do business that are like you do. I don't rely on that old crutch. This is Bloomberg reporting. Yeah, they're still sounds like they're they're feeding. Gatorade the chickens out there in Europe. How about that? Gatorade doesn't it's just sugar. You know it doesn't do with its not you could give them water. You don't have to. It's colored sugar. It's I guess that's true. What do we know what it does to chickens? Do? We know. Well oh is now how they make the Easter eggs during Easter the way? I don't know. I'm an atheist. I don't do almost positive in our Oh, he's back for this one. In our hey Ma I found a new show on Disney plus we can watch take the Hot Pockets out of the freezer until Dad headline of the week. A West Coast Port worker. Union is fighting robots. Have you ever watch that show? Wait, the George Lucas production. Are they? They're like Like is it like the robot, the broke. The child singer. And it's like one another They're just trying to say their jobs from, you know, they're fighting automation, who's writing these headlines. I mean, first of all, the last one they used the word baked because they're running out of like heat related adjectives for Europe at this point. Well, again, I don't I don't lean on businesses that are like, you do this one to CNBC and CNBC, like, they know, the way they phrase, that makes it sound. Like they are in the back of a parking lot. Punching a robot? Yeah, right. Like, that's how they wrote it. That's the dream. That's my dream in our Just shut up and dribble headline of the week. Unilever, urges, Ben and Jerry's to avoid political Rouse Rose fights fights. Thank you. Can I can I tell you the quote I love this quote. Yes. I want to know the quote from the CEO of Unilever. This is this is throwing some shade. Here, this is throwing some shade of Ben and Jerry's. There is plenty for Ben and Jerry's to get their teeth into on their social justice Mission without straying into geopolitics. And I'm sure the brand will continue to enjoy a very bright future doing just that Ah, I like that but it is like, so back off you win. Well, first of all. Worth noting, you don't leave her owns Ben & Jerry's. Well Ben & Jerry's has one of the most like interesting merger contracts known to companies which is they basically they were bought but they told their new daddy like back the F off like you cannot you cannot control. You can actually say back the F office to someone who owns 50% of you in there. It's in there, that's what it says that's the real language. And second of all Isn't the very nature of social justice not avoiding geopolitical commentary. Yeah. Exactly. That's the fun of this headlight. Just wanna make sure You know, oh yeah, I went to middle school with Ryan and Heath, they were pretty good at Jim but otherwise everybody hated them headline of the week. He throw hits back at bizarre, Ryanair criticism. This is really, this really should have been yours, I guess, but I guess Ryanair criticized. I just love that. The airports are now fighting with the airline. This is like my new favorite thing, but Ryanair criticized Heathrow for not hiring enough baggage handlers to deal with the crisis. But then he throws like, hey, assholes, the airlines hire that I just like this. I just, I love where this is going. I like that. They're arguing about who actually hired the, like, they're people there, right? Like and, and Ryanair cares, so deeply about its people. It doesn't even know that they're theirs. and our Yeah, but we make cars that you can plug into your wall. Damn it. So you can't blame us for Stuff headline of the week. Corporate carbon offset company. Accidentally starts devastating Wildfire. Wow. Wow, this shouldn't laughed. Well, you should Do they have to offset the carbon that they just admitted? How do you offset that you just like a lot of you handle a lot of water bottles at the next Tour de France. I think basically like now I think actually they'd be better off planting kelp Farms, there's less damage you can do if you're doing this true. And finally I'm sure you're happy. This is the last one. No, I love nuggets. I could keep going in our number one. You're still technically alive. Okay. Number two, Trump will eventually die. That's great. And number three. Wait, what was number one? Again? Headline of the week? Three reasons to not be completely depressed about the climate crisis. That sounds like this one cider that's gonna say that. Actually, that is from business inside. Yeah, I mean, They're very good at their ClickBank game. Let's, let's give them credit, but come on three reasons, it's not be completely depressed, completely just you should be most. You want to hear the reasons? Yes, they do. Here, the reasons me the reasons. The price of Solar and wind power has dropped dramatically in the past decade, okay? The scariest warming predictions have been scaled back. Is that true? No, not true. No, it doesn't seem true to me. And the US has slashed emissions by more than 17% without major climate policies. let's see, that seems hopeful I guess, Has it. I think counting the pandemic, which forced everyone to cut emissions because no one moves. Yeah, that's probably. Yeah, that's probably just a little pandemic credit. Okay. And Democratic Business Insider go back to covering single human beings who have bad flight experiences. I think that's your bread. And butter, let's stay at a climate that is all we have for nuggets today. That was enough, Damien Raul is and I am at mascardi, Emma lurks. And we'll be back with us tomorrow. Tomorrow's work. Wednesday come back then. Oh, get some stuff. Goodbye.