Business Pants – 2023-01-27

Held live. Sam done. I quit from your mom's Trump friendly insta account. Yes. Oh, it's a business pants Friday show here at January 27th, Street Studios, featuring are the data Queen. Alright, why are you always first Jessie the money Whisperer Matt the BS Lord. Oh, you just made me backwards. I'm off. Off. Off off brand msci. Flavored. Doritos on today's weekly wrap up. All your favorite story of the week. Goodly as holiest. Exhaust, you know, all come on. I mean do we have new listeners? Do we have any listeners? I think we have a few loyal listeners, but we have new listeners. Maybe after you. You drop that prediction paper. Maybe we have a new listener today. Matt, yes. It's right predictions. yeah, it What are our website or on social? He did get new followers. Yeah, meaning of us like four. I hope you. I'm a we now. This is the Premier predictions in ESG paper ever. Oh yeah, ever. Ever written it's only one that actually quasi. Interesting. Go get it Matt. A listener to the show. Described Us in an interesting way today. What was it again? What are we? It was entertaining and depressing. Jesse just oatmeal. Is that my fault? Which one are you? Wait, wait. Which one are you? Oh, we're all depressing. We're all depressed. Oh no, I'm not cleaning to be entering. No, no, please don't, please don't. But that's why I created the good game. So it proves that there is an actual listener Mack because I think we are. We're what is it where enterprising and yeah we cause intercession Is this the pressing part of the show The entertaining part? I'm not sure. All right. Why don't we start? This thing with whatever it is that we do here. Come on. Look at it already. Excited story of the week. Here we go. Chat. Gpt's continuing surge as the first story. Alice want to say chat, GDP. For those of you don't know, chat GPT is the AI chatbot taken over the universe. I also can't help it read it as chat. Lgbtq I don't I do that every time. You're welcome, I guess. All right, listen to this story that drop yesterday. BuzzFeed stocks doubled on plans to use openai. That's the chatbot. That's the chatbot company to write stories. I mean, first of all, what is this say about the stories themselves that immediately step in and write stories and I'll remind people who maybe forgot BuzzFeed all so laid off, 12% of his staff last month. So there you go. You know what chatbot can't write, 2023, ESG predictions. I wouldn't be too sure that I'm gonna ask that show. all so chat GPT passes exams for MBA courses and medical licenses also, The CEO of that company. Sam Altman said that the worst case scenario for artificial intelligence is quote, lights out for all of us and quote, yes, Jesse, that's right. The guy the CEO, who is, who is this company? Who's created chat GPT? Actually said this that that's the worst case scenario here. They're all giggling, but I don't know why. You're giggle, you should be depressing. This means death by this correct. That what do you? First story number two, just to bring it down a little bit. Delaware, says some stuff. A landmark actually. It's right. A landmark Delaware Chancery Court I've ever said Chancery. Before in the show I have I have ruled that David fairhurst, former Global Chief people officer at McDonald's could be sued by shareholders who accused him of allowing a culture of sexual misconduct and harassment to develop at the company. So this is huge news because typically Delaware courts have ruled that the buck stops with the board. So now they're, I guess they're saying that you can now sue the hell out of officers including the great Matt Mascari CEO of free flow. Yeah, go ahead. That's hey, maybe this is why he allowed a culture of sexual misconduct and harassment to develop right. I only a man could do that. We should have known that. This is a man and a white man. So it they didn't hire properly, they did. This was supposed to be the token role for a black woman. Chief Paul doesn't like it would have been a token roles. Like what would have prevented? A lot of horses would have actually works instead, they did that, this is big news at Delaware. All right. No one cares. You should care. Number three. Toyota makes a change at the top, so the grandson of the company's founder. Aquia Toyota. Who was the sixth family member to run? Toyota is stepping down a CEO and that's it. These handing it off to a non-family members, his big news. Toyo Akio toyoda had been a vocal skeptic of the global efforts to shift to battery, powered electric cars, how about that? Oh, well played, oh, he's on the right side history there, man. That's, that's probably the only reason why this family Empire is coming to an end, right? Because he's actually a skeptic somehow of the biggest thing in cars in since everything. Since cars since cars? Yeah, they do that for a long time, too. So doing what Toyota Well. Yes, so the except that the Prius I think is what you're referring to as a hybrid, right? I think he was a skeptical that technology. I think he was a skeptic of the fully battery, powered electrical. I don't get this at all. What is halfway there? He will get. What is a skeptic of? Yeah, I bought in on the occasional use of a battery but the total use of a battery. I'm deep out on maybe he just hated the Prius. I don't know. Anyway that's yeah. I think it's his ego because The first one doing it. He's like literally one of the last so he's like last minute. Yeah, the last car companies actually moved all electric. So yeah, hopefully more bad news for Tesla there. That's what I'm saying. Number four story of the week Eminem's replacing its spokes candy with comedian. Maya Rudolph. Is to me. I don't I don't get it. So there were, there was a woke wore. A woke War involving the M&M's candies, here's where it started already. You're not gonna believe this. Conservatives were criticizing the rebranded. Female M&M candies because they were less sexy. Whoa, so it really waste the way sexy. This was defined here. Is that they replaced the high heels of one of the M&M candies with sneakers? Because I mean, who the hell where is high heels anymore anyway, but but this is what got? Conservatives, triggered. And it led, I guess to getting rid of the spokes. Candy is completely and replacing them with a black female Jewish person. Yeah, well, I love by the way. Three of my favorite things black female Jewish. I just can't believe it's the shoes, like, of all things. Why can't believe. We're arguing about a green candy sexiness like what Woke or not that it ever wore. High heels is like, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a little chocolate candy, right? Like there's nothing. Well, we shouldn't even be talking about it to make stupid thing in the universe to make this story even more bizarre at the same time that this is happening. The anti-walk in Florida, have just put in an announcement that you women have to have their shoulders covered at all times in the in the house and Congress. So I don't really know what's happening like I don't get any so less. Sexy is bad. More sexy is bad. I just women are women are bad I guess right? This is like high school when they're like oh you have to measure an inch of your tank top a lot like in order for it to be dress code. What? I don't I didn't go to that High School, Jesse. Oh sorry. I did can't be distracting the boys, Jesse? Yeah. Like what the hell is this? My high school? I did. I played soccer and I painted my face like, in a game, a half, my face was like a dark color and they told me I had to take it off because I was taunting the other team. What? Yeah, I don't know. Who knows? I was too woke then I'm too woke now baby 5th. Wait is it woke to be taunting another school? I don't understand. Fifth Story of the week. Meta is letting Trump back onto Facebook and Instagram. Those are, those are five stories of the week. I'm going to go over them next. We gotta get off Instagram now. Anybody want to go over these, I want to vote. I don't well, Ari's gonna vote for Ari. Always yeah, first, you know, yeah I do, I don't. Yes, I do. Go ahead, chat GPT, and BuzzFeed and everyone, this is really taking over. My new speed everywhere. This is a 2023 metaverse, right? This chat GPT right out of the gate. Yeah, yeah, good. Except it seems to be actually successful. So you're voting for that for the Chad gpt's ongoing search, I think. Yeah. Anybody else and I think the idea of BuzzFeed like not that laying off workers super funny but just using the chatbot to create their stupid article. Yeah, I think that's that's and they actually their partnering with meta, they're going to post a lot of the articles on The Meta platforms. Riled up to that. I don't really like they're Rowdy today. I'm gonna go with also chat people, so you just ruined. The Jesse doesn't have a vote that matters. Yeah, I was gonna vote for them, a clean sweep, please sweep. I don't, it's all Chad GPT all the time. That is the winner. Yeah, I'm gonna go next. All right. As holy is the week, Matt mascardi. The the Lord of board saber metrics. So I have three, but one of them is pretty simple. Okay, the first one is anyone who hasn't read our predictions paper yet, okay? But can I say, what if they've downloaded it? And printed it out and like, put it next to the like bathroom or something? Is that, you know? I have to have read it all the way through. First of all, why are you printing it? Correct? Yes, good question. Okay, well printed put it on their iPad or whatever they're doing. I don't know where they save it to your Feedly feed. Or is that okay? No. Don't you should have read it by read it out for like actually seriously. I like I don't like Matt that much but this actually is a good paper. I mean it was great and that should be the quote that goes in there. I don't like Matt but it's not a bad paper. I think actually that's going to be as a cover of the album. So number two, that's number one. Just read the paper. Number two. Chevron. Oh yes. Record profit bolstering 75 billion dollar buyback plan, like a someone grabbed this one. I also grabbed it, but I'm pretty sure that this is the moment in history when we can say, share BuyBacks are bribes. Right, isn't it? Just driving shareholders? Are we just driving shut somebody shareholders to like to not don't bother us. Just it's it's graphed, isn't it? What? All right? Yeah, go ahead. Well I want to read from strive strive Asset Management, our friend Vivek On the show, they wrote an angry shareholder letter to Chevron. Okay. Basically saying, Chevron should ignore all requests around carbon scope three diversity that are brought by these woke activists who don't care about Pro Excellence. Here's strives letter to Chevron. This was in September, okay? Quote, we are concerned that Chevron faces immense pressure from its large institutional, shareholders shareholders, in air quotes, including black hole Black, Rock State Street in Vanguard to adopt, value destroying limitations on its business that do not align with chevron's best interests. And then quote from later on, why is it in chevron's best interest as a business to adopt scope? 3 emissions, reductions the organization who submitted the scope 3 proposal was transparent that it singular goal was to address climate change. But the duty of chevron's board is to exclusively look after the best interests of its shareholders. So they wrote that down. In the year Chevron return more money to its shareholders than ever in history. This is the year that strive is upset. That Chevron is listening to some shareholders was stuff that they don't agree with. I don't understand what's happening. This is you got more money as a shareholder then ever before. Out of Chevron. You think you have the leeway to do that. Now, if not now the not have no idea when it would be okay, what is pro Excellence? They made more money than ever before. I just don't get the short term resume of the of this whole play. Like you record profits immediate bypass, what about just pumping? It into R&D Forward Thinking long-term, I I would think that you feel like strive socialist right now. But seriously though, I that's the part that always puzzles me about this is that wouldn't you use it as an opportunity to like just get bigger and better and sell more crap, know they want money now. Right. Right. No, yeah. I just don't I'm not aligned with this. It's not a line with this. I don't get it. Yeah, you don't get it. Number three, Is the word Pune. Oh. And I think this word, it's the week, just the word itself, it's it means relating to or consisting of money. According to Oxford that's fuel here. But it's the key word. And in our concept in a letter that generated this headline, Republican AG's broaden, anti-esg Crusade by targeting proxy voting advisors. So at least the word Crusade was used correctly there. Yeah, it does feel like a religious kind of movement here it is. There's a lot of Dollar Tree. The this was 21 US states attorney generals sign on to a letter, drafted by Utah and Texas ages. And what I'm about to read you. How has to be the worst reasoning? Ever in the history of anything and we will mock their grandchildren if we live as a species, this long. Okay? Quote. Yeah. The iea that's the International Energy Association or agency. I can't remember what the a is describes. The pathway to Net Zero as perhaps the greatest challenge humankind has ever faced. In other words, it is far from certain that any of this will occur and one of your reports you repeatedly cite the iaea pathway yet ignore statements of the pathways improbability. A rational company acting in the best interests of his shareholders, would not voluntarily incur. The massive expense estimated by the iea pathway. So what they're saying is the iea said we have to reduce temperature and carbon emissions by a ridiculous amount because otherwise we're all dead. What Utah and Texas is saying, is ISS and glass Lewis are voting and they're suggesting. They're giving advice that says companies you need to reduce this or we're all dead. Not just us but you get no money. What Utah in Texas is arguing. Is that because the IAA says, it's really hard to hit this. That it's irresponsible to try, that's it. They literally saying you shouldn't try, that's, they're saying a rational company acting the best interests of shareholders, were not voluntarily incur. This massive expense, estimated by that pathway, don't even bother saying, That is the reasoning to why ISS and glass Lewis are breaking their fiduciary duty to their clients and later on, they say, about diversity and racial Equity audits because we're Obsessed. The conservatives were obsessed with racial Equity audits which you're just a piece of paper. That says something. It's like it's a disclosure report. It's a report they're obsessed with these reports they say you appear, quote, you appear to provide advice that if taken could expose both States and companies to significant legal liability, for discriminating on prohibited bases. So they admit That what is in class Lewis, do is provide advice. Voluntary advice. And they admit that it would be it's a legal for them to give the advice because they, the advice might be, not their favorite advice. That's what they're saying. That's their legal basis for this. We don't like your advice and if someone were to take it, it might be illegal. But can't you just say whatever you what isn't that the point advice? It's this their advice? Anyway that's this is bananas. That's what's in this that's what's in this letter and it did wake me up to I got woke to this new organization that has a war on woke. This is my new favorite organization ever. The association of mature American citizens mature, I don't know if that was like a porn group like, you know, like mature temperament old picture, what whether there actually mature like they're doing some lipsticks, like they don't like PP jokes, you know? They're like, they're very proper. I don't know what. I just mean, white dude. Was that what I mean? So those are your three, anyone who hasn't read our predictions paper Chevron and their buyback plan Ari and this Republican Crusade and the word you threw away. You threw the word bananas around. So you already have a thought? Yeah. He's Republicans, man. This is so anti. Ah, Excellence, right? Like let's not even try. I'll be like let's Crush that goal. We can do it but not agree with it in Texas or Utah or wherever else, these people are well Ari. I will tell you that I have searched everywhere for a definition of Excellence, like a methodology behind, what they mean by Excellence, when the strive Asset Management talks about, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Nobody knows. Maybe just means like really, really ridiculously good-looking or something. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I thought it meant like really like really like packs. And that is what it means. Nice apps. Yes, I'm gonna go with Peculiar, I can't say it. I'll just gonna give you the correct. Jessie. This is like the fifth word that Matt's used this. I like the Jesse's honest about her. Idiocy Good, good Jesse. I'm glad I'm so glad to do that because I'm actually picking Chevron. So we have a three-way time. I get the ball and Matt is this true? I'm doing some rough binging. I'm Bing searching. You know, that's not true chevron's R&D expenses. 2021, about a billion dollars is that sun, right? That's roughly right? Yeah. So so your buyback 75 billion dollars of shares and they put Chevron only puts a billion to R&D what a ratio. So you're indeed, do you have to do? If the only thing you plan on doing is sticking a drill into the ground and letting stuff squirt out of it. Well, like do some other stuff. All right, Matt break the time asshole is the week. This is really hard for me because, because Chevron or assholes, they do have my favorite board member in the history of board members, Ron sugar, who's on their board pecuniary and the GOP, I can't figure because money is not excellent. Chevron is woke strives against them, and they're not pro excellence, and they're giving 75 billion to shareholders, but all so, like trying is not excellent, and writing things down, is in excellent. Giving advice is an excellent. I don't know. What Excellence is so that's hard for me, too, but I have to go with Jesse? Because the last answer here is US, by the way. Yeah, I like this, by the way, you're both wrong. Because I asked chat GT to pick a number between one and three in his pick number two, so that was Chevron. So you're right. Yeah. What do we got? Oh, I got a mixed bag this week for you but we'll start with good news from New Mexico. Yeah, mixed bags actually good. Right, we believe in diversity of bags. There we go, back, diversity, New Mexico. Child care workers. Got the state to invest in their industry. Thousands of workers nearly all women, predominantly Latina are celebrating. The important Victory. The state will pay child care providers more money per child, more families will be eligible for free, child care, and workers will get permanent braces. Millions of dollars are being set, aside for early childhood Education in their state and it's expected to be approved by New Mexico. New Mexico, Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham. The only Latina governor in the country. I was gonna say this one doesn't count, right? Because a Latino woman leads the state of New Mexico. Well why does throw it out? Throw it out. That's woke. Just sound doesn't sound? Excellent. I don't know. Yeah, Mexico is usually what I Define as a woke State, go ahead, it was out Relentless, 11 months, Grassroots campaign. And the way it's being published and all the news outlets is that it could serve as a roadmap for other workers and other states to look at solutions for child, for the child care crisis. Well, here's my problem with this was after taking care of your children but it's not pro Excellence. I don't know how to, I don't know what this great. I wish the article had you know, numbers on how it will help New Mexico, New Mexico's economy as a whole because when parents don't have to deal with, Child care or when they have a solution for child care. They're able, they have to deal with it Ari but yeah, Solutions their state money and that's what we all care about. Anyway, I like this number two, Microsoft and Microsoft are still leader mittal. Whoa. Yeah back mit spinout trying to Green the 1.6 trillion dollars. Steel industry. Okay, what's going on? So arguably one of the biggest problems to decarbonizing Industry as a whole is a production of building materials like steel steel, production is responsible for seven to nine percent of global. CO2 emissions, it's a giant share. So those second largest steel producer in the world. Do it again, say it our store mittal, I wouldn't even try and Microsoft. Our investing in Boston metal, a company named Boston metal, right? Yeah, it's but at MIT and they developed a new way to make clean steel. And this was done by two professors back in 2013, they Published they published their article with black results for showing that it's possible to generate steel with that releasing to a missions. So, this is great and they have a pilot facility. Massachusetts, they're going to ramp up production there and they're going to build a Brazilian plant for their Brazilian subsidiary about that and there will be a commercial size plant by 22 2026. That's like, just I'm my vote for this, just for the idea of like a guy working there being like, hey, Sully, I just got a job at Boston, metal. I'm just excited for the accents. Got to go to Brazil. Now, I'm going to Brazil, like, six months, when neighborhood. Are you supposed to be doing an accident? Yeah, I don't know what they're doing. Yeah. And they're both from the world. So the future of Steel might be here and this is really exciting to me and David to your point when you were like Chevron, you know, Oil Company. Why don't you invest money in doing other things? I feel like this is a portfolio. Thank you. Investing money in other ways to make steel. All right. And number three, yes. Goodly to the week number three. Hi, earning men are cutting or cutting back their working hours. Okay, according to not really fun, there wasn't enough good things. Yeah, most us workers are putting in fewer hours but men in the top 10% of orders are cutting back their time the most Top 10%. Top 10% means like averages out to 173 thousand dollars a year. So my question is not even the top. What are they doing with their extra time? And this is my wishful thinking, I think they're doing chores at home. Oh sorry, I am not in the top 10% of earners. I am a man. I am the only one of my house that does chores. I'm hoping my my family is listening. Yeah. The only sample size of one. No, but I'm not in that class, so it doesn't look at this doesn't matter. Yeah, honestly, is there anyone who thinks that the men who are working less are doing more stuff at home? Are you talking about? This is disaster of a choice. Why is this good? Oh, what are you doing? What it's funny about this. She's really talking to her husband worked, 10% men, okay, it's really talking to her husband right now. She's like stop working so much. Are you talking to your husband fucking dishes? Is that really what's happening? Does he make that much money? Yeah, Kyle Kyle. Come on. Do the dishes and he does a lot of chores. All right, is the week two options. I don't know if I like any of these options who wants to go first. I will Jesse Mexico. Yes, second case it's a different than Jesse's I it's the child care workers. I I love it because it's not so un Pro excellence, and happening in New Mexico and actually is going to do something. Fine. No. Actually. I'll vote for Boston medal. I like that one. Only, if you do a boss only because I'm excited. That Microsoft is now in the woke Wars, because this other ludicrous thing going around is that people are mad at X-Box. Okay? Never mind, never mind. The Goodluck story of the week, New Mexico, child care workers got the state's invest in their industry. Jesse Come on. Help us out. What's exhausting are this week, Jesse? First, it's M&M spokes, candies, and now it's Xbox. Yes, yay. Xbox reading it, right? Why conservatives are accusing the Xbox of being woke, the Xbox like that. Yeah, that's what it says, Microsoft said earlier this month, it's gonna update Xboxes to run more efficiently which will both save. You money on your electricity and trim the gaming Industries carbon emissions. Oh, Bad right. Well conservative. oh, Politicians are lashing out calling the brand woke for worrying too. Much about the planet. How dare you well? Where are they? Been anyway, Microsoft has been a top rated ESG company forever where have they been Energy prices have gone through the roof everywhere? They just said they're going to save you money at home on energy and now that's what I like, Microsoft. Clearly does not have a good track record, it's never been an excellent company. It's always been a disaster in a failure. Honestly, this is, this is pure anti Excellence. Is what this is. I want my Xbox should use twice as much power in order for it to be. Excellent. Not to mention. You want to hear? What's crazy? Yeah, tell us Fox News host. Jimmy. Fail of whatever lamented in a recent segment that they're trying to recruit your kids Into Climate politics at an earlier age by doing this with Xbox. Like, what why was that make sense? I always imagine most Xbox players anyway, to be like just stupid, chubby white dudes in their basements. Well, yeah, adult ones, but for that. Yes. So that I found in this article, there was a tweet from Republican Congressman, Troy kneels and it reads, they want to take your guns. They want to take your gas stoves and now they want to take your Xbox. What does that mean? How dare that? Wait, I get that. They want to take your guns part. But what does it mean? They don't want to take your Xbox One. Nobody wants your stupid Xbox, they just want to reduce its energy consumption by the way when you play computers and an Xbox see things and Requires a lot of energy to run in the fan gets really loud. That's annoying because that's a cool itself off. Like why is this bad? I don't get it. Yeah, that's the point. Really. Explain to me what the opposite of these things are, right? Like okay Chevron gave you 75 billion dollars but they're woke. All right, give, you know, billion dollars, they ISS gives you advice that you don't have to take. Oh okay. Don't take it right? Like oh but I don't know what that means and now Xbox is reduced. The power they use in your house, increase it increase it. I want it more. Like, what is what do you call with this here? They're trying to shut down universities. They're trying to shut down like woke States like California. Why don't we just get rid of? All of it and then there will be no Xboxes. I really don't understand. I don't what's the goal? There is no. I know there's no political theater. I know it's just but they want people to agree with them and have the same exact thoughts and process than what you, how is no one saying. Like I like, I think we need to start a letter writing campaign, to Microsoft's board and which we demand that our Xbox use twice as much power, because, and frankly, it needs to be more polluting because we're a little disappointed with their focus on climate politics over Excellence. Despite the fact that everyone wants to buy an Xbox, that's the only thing that makes sense of this point, right? Don't get it. What do we want? This is now I'm angry. Not not exhausted. Go ahead, Jesse. I've got their similar. Okay. This next headline. This next headline shows, what happens when you just have way too much money? And I like this, you're kind of an idiot. So 45 year old 45 year old CEO is spending Millions a year to be 18 again. Even though this is the kicker, even though it's doctor admits the results are minimal. What else is this guy gonna do though, Jesse? I mean, I know but this is so annoying. You're that vein. What how else do you spend your time? I don't know. I know. So he even has a medical facility in his house because he has a team of 30 doctors that are really working with all right. Seriously, 30, doctors, they're doing, invasive tests. This whole project. This is a project, it's called project blueprint. Well, what insurance plan is he on, I want that. He's not, he's a millionaire. So the best part is that his doctor all over Zolman who's like 26 years old, by the way, shared. We have not achieved any remarkable results. His name is Brian in Brian, we have achieved small reasonable results and it's to be expected. I actually disagree with that. I saw this article and I saw his like creepy face and there's some result happening. His skin is the other skin measuring his skin, his organs, his erectile functional of the night and stuff the middle of the night. That's I guess is, is a signal of Health, whatever. So they're doing all of these things. His skin is one of the younger Patrick. Well, I'm guessing this is not a white dude. That's my guess not white. I'm guessing this is not a white man. That's all it is. It's a white man. Yeah his name is Brian Johnson. This defying, God's way. So it's what it's it's whoa, yeah, right. It must be spending his millions on polluting which would make him non-discriminatory of fossil fuel or BuyBacks I'm just some pollution and I need some I need I need a cheat sheet. Jesse, do you know what do you know, what company he actually is a CEO of It did say. I don't remember, I didn't, he just said CEO from Venice, obviously, Venice, California, right? So, no, I don't know what he's alive. All right. I'm already exhausted. Justin, you have two more. I'm sure this one. I just have no words for this. Yeah, good distribution is a luxury SUV with augmented reality. That doubles. Okay. The last person not important, I'm glad you pick, Jesse, I'm glad you picked this one. I saw this one too and I was like, what the hell is this? Like, what the hell, apparently you, you get in and It's just a minimal design so you can't, there's no speedometer, there's no gauges. There's no like temperature control but you have to put on your augmented react. You're like really glasses to like know how fast you're going or to see your EV charge or, and I'm like, this sounds incredibly dainty. It might be. Yeah, one that thinks this is so, yeah, Jesse is the augmented reality. Is it the fact that you're getting in your Audi and you think your neighbor's don't think you're an asshole? Is that very much? That's a given. Like you're putting your little freaking glasses on your own. Blows my mind seriously car that would go in the road, or is it Simulator for your girl? That's the crazy. Old people who lose their licensees because you know they don't know which one for the mature American citizens. I don't know, I read this. So like what the hell? Jesse, it's just a special way to see how fast you're going. Is that it's you have well, it's everything. To control like the temperature, like temperature control gauges. See what is? There is nothing? Nothing informative at all. It's just, it's like, imagine the Tesla without the screen. It is bare when you get in and then you put these on and you can see all your like that crazy. Be honest. I as someone who's had to wear glasses for most of his life. Yeah. Who wants this putting glasses on is the last thing I want to do? When I get I want my guys to work. I don't, I actually don't want no Dent, the nose thing, and no personal Vision like pictures, Jesse, this I don't know how much charge I have. Let me like find my glasses, put them on and let me like that is so dangerous. Yeah. White, the peanut butter off it, your child and you're not even it looks from the pictures. Like you're not even like the dials like appear on your glasses, like fake out and move the error. So that, like you turn the dials like it's I have problems with, like Bluetooth, connecting my devices, on Bluetooth. And this, what? I don't have those problems when I go anywhere. All right. What else you got? Jesse, my last one. Los Angeles. You just completely exhausted me. So 7-Eleven is quietly. Testing. Self-driving robots to deliver Slurpee and Big Bite. Hot dogs. Really, I thought La was super health conscious and they were into like, why expensive juices? But apparently, Have worked out stations. You watch too many movies. Just Been okay, I watch Robocop and then you'll feel better about La. But anyways, apparently traffic is hindering. Los Angeles ability to quench their thirst with a cup of icy sugar or hunger with long, oval leftover pork trimming so much that they have to partner with. What is that your language? Is that from the article, why dogs with such a passion and like, seriously are we legitimately still My daughter loves. Slurpees, I'm amazed that. Yeah, I actually still a market for this. Like, I didn't I didn't realize she's not Just slurp, he's in France, there's no. But she would, if she could believe me, And in fact, she was so deprived of fast food that the are Christmas Eve meal was fast, food in Portugal? Yeah, yeah. I'm just like, I like Jewish give give people jobs like biking around for Uber Eats and stuff like that. I don't feel these. Don't turn this into an anti Excellence message. Jesse how dare you? Yeah, I also need, I need to rewind the clock to May of 2022, prior to Jesse being here and re being a well you're on the show. I guess. Then here's the headline from May of 2022. The future of delivery is here. Chick-fil-A is testing autonomous delivery robots is the next Frontier to serving guests wherever they are. This is this is the trend. This is the this is the cool thing to do. You get an autonomous robot to serve diabetes, to a large Court of people who mostly don't get out of their couch seats. Anyway, more of La, like I did not think La was going to be the target market for something like this. So I'm not a monolith. La. It's more than one person. Who's voting first, who's voting? Oh, pretty clear to me? Yeah, I'm going to Xbox. Yeah, unfortunately yeah, 100% everything about Xbox. That's just so crazy. I am so exhausted and annoyed by all of it. So I'm so happy to deliver these to you. Well, hold on, let's get everybody pept up before we do who won the week in predictions. Now, it was so exhausting that there's very little, even, the head bopping is even less than that. You know, already seems a little down this week, I don't know why. Who did win the week, anyone? I'll go first. Yeah, families. Not named Toyota the Matt, the family and the Empire is done, it's over Destroy. Are they really like, they're destroyed their gods done? Didn't they? Like multi-billionaires many, many years done. You can't run that car company anymore. It's done. Oh, the winner of the week is chatbots. I don't think there's any way around the fact that everyone wants to talk about chatbots. That's all anyone wants to talk about anymore. Everyone thinks oh, you know what I can do is put a chatbot on it and everyone will buy it. It is the metaverse of January 2023. Anybody else I said, Maya Rudolph. Oh yeah that's pretty. Yes, that's probably a big paycheck. Yeah she I really love that. She said she's been a long time support and lover of Eminem's. Not sure. I would be too. A few people I'd say the same nonsense. If I was selling diabetes call me. So you just you're you're you feel okay about that but you're against seven eleven Slurpee be okay. With with her the diabetes nuggets, she's not pedaling. Hot dogs. If you're a hypocrite oval shaped pork trimming prediction, call them from now on predictions. I'll go first here while fooling around with chat GPT, it accidentally fires me from free flow. Jesse and Ari celebrate with 130 dollar bottle of Prosecco. Jerks. At least Matt's not celebrating. I got fired by Chachi PT know but I get all your Equity. So oh is that it was that written in? It doesn't go to Adam Newman's wife. I don't understand. No I didn't write it that way. Jesse. What's your Jesse did a prediction? Yes. Gwyneth Paltrow's company goop. Single handedly stops the 7-Eleven. So wow, by putting goop all over it. Like, I've got one and it's that all of our 2023 predictions come true. My prediction is that our predictions are. True. Are they all? Are they all good? Ford facing positive forward, facing 2023 predictions, including some of the most ridiculous things that data back that you've ever seen in your entire life. That's it. Let's get out of here, that's Jesse the money Whispering already the data Queen Damien the guy who still works here I met we are free float, come Back. Next week, when we have nothing more fun planned except the normal stuff, so come to that and read the predictions paper. Goodbye Hi.